Archive for January 21st, 2008

 

Man Patents “Taser-Proof” Clothing

Jan 21, 2008 in Humor, News, Police Brutality, Taser

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This picture is a diagram from an Arizona man’s US Patent application showing his taser-proof clothing.

Or if you want to get technical it’s the patent for an “energy weapon protection device”.Taser-proof clothing?

Or perhaps if you’re a Marketing Guru, it’s part of the new “Don’t Tase Me Bro” line, where red scars are the new brown.

It’s basically conductive and non-conductive material in layers that prevent an electric charge from ever reaching the body — because yelling “Don’t tase me, bro!” just doesn’t work.

This stuff wouldn’t be such a bad idea if you get tased on a regular basis, and if you had pants and a mask made out of the same material.

While a jacket is a good start, you don’t want to be zapped in the face and/or testicles because the coppers find out you’re wearing a tase-proof jacket.

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