Dont Tase Me Bro! Dont Tase Me!

Or if you want to get technical it’s the patent for an “energy weapon protection device”.

Or perhaps if you’re a Marketing Guru, it’s part of the new “Don’t Tase Me Bro” line, where red scars are the new brown.

It’s basically conductive and non-conductive material in layers that prevent an electric charge from ever reaching the body — because yelling “Don’t tase me, bro!” just doesn’t work.

This stuff wouldn’t be such a bad idea if you get tased on a regular basis, and if you had pants and a mask made out of the same material.

While a jacket is a good start, you don’t want to be zapped in the face and/or testicles because the coppers find out you’re wearing a tase-proof jacket.

SOURCE:

• Geekologie.com